Why Democrats are afraid of God!

A conservative republican, in a wheelchair, enters a restaurant one afternoon and asks the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Conservative looked around the restaurant and after seeing a familiar figure asks the waitress,"Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nods "yes" so the Conservative instructs that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, and quietly says "please put it on my check".

The next patron that comes in is a Libertarian, with a terrible hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sits down, and asks the waitress for a cup of hot tea. After a few minutes he also glanced around the restaurant and asks, "Is that Jesus, over there?" The waitress nods "yes it is", so the Libertarian asks her, "give Jesus a cup of hot tea", Then quietly says "My treat".

A third patron comes into the restaurant and he is a Democrat on crutches. He hobbles over to a booth, sits down and hollers, "Hey there honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looks around the restaurant and asks, "Isn't that God's boy over there?

Once again the waitress nods yes, so the Democrat directs her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On and put it on my bill," he said loudly making sure everyone heard him.

In a little while Jesus gets up to leave and on his way he passed by the Republican, touched him and says, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, gets up, and danced out the door thanking Jesus.

Jesus then passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed". The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and does a series of back flips out the door.

Then as Jesus begins to walk towards the Democrat, just smiling as he walks.

The Democrat jumps up forgetting his crutches and runs out the door yelling, "Don't touch me dont touch me ... I'm collecting disability and you will ruin it."